Talking Hands

Yea, take that bitches!!! What are we fighting for again?

Good news! I found a new way to make money!

Honey look! I’m in the Lion cage!

Forgive me lord. I have forsaken my other hand.

I did not hit her. It’s not true. It’s bullshit. I did not hit her! I did nooooot. Oh hi Mark.

I don’t care what you think give me another Whiskey…I’m trying to forget…

I’ll take two Bluth bananas please.

I had a great night. I really did! I DID! I… I’ve just gotta grab my… my coat. 

Stop joking. You don’t see the bunny right here? It’s right, huh… I’m high as shit.

Table for six please. What are you looking at? Table for six. THANK U

Babe, I swear I haven’t been drinking I just don’t know what happened to my clothes!

I’m on top of the world! Wait… this isn’t my bathroom. I’m in the wrong house, again. Shit.

Honey, I’m in the hot tub… and I forgot my top. Hehe

She goes 0 to 60 in three seconds. Impressed? Thought so. Now kiss me. 

Babe, I need to be bailed out. Don’t walk away!